User:Lick-my-ankles
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Lick-my-ankles is only a slang expression used to convey an attitude of sarcasm, and not intended as a political or obscene statement!
Part time student, part time rabble-rouser, full time lover (not a fighter); I enjoy full contact scrabble, kareoke that features lots of Michael Jackson tunes, and winning at everything.
A few of my notable accomplishments:
- 3 time Oscar Award Winner
- Emmy Award Nominee
- 2 time Tony award attendee
- A Pulitzer Prize or two
- A Peabody award (or was it a Polk award?)
- Elected President Of Venezuela
- Nominated for Pope
- Astronaut with 3 Space shuttle missions and 1 moon walk
- and some Top Secret stuff I can't tell you or I'd have to kill you
Now leave me a note telling me how much you love my user page or I'll have to stalk your girlfriend.